Musings, ramblings, and mutterings about life.

• Forever Kitten - Because the best part of cats is the tiny little poop on your carpet.
• Meatalurgy - Turducken is a joke

• Family Stickers - Here, have the password to my children.

On the Internet, no one can hear you scream… unless it’s a podcast.

• Press 1 If You're Not a Dinosaur - Touch tone phones are sooooo bronze age.
• Mmmmm Cheese - The cheese and the crackers, getting down.
• In the Event of Rapture - It’s coming… better buy a bumper sticker.
• Sally's 12 - Time for Lingerie - Something a little more comfortable a little too close for comfort.